Please assume a time gap of two weeks to one month from the previous article mal, a hardware specification
Well it is true.
The collapse was inevitable.
Over the past two weeks it was looming over us.
Never would we compromise to satisfy the 18% annual bonus
and dearness allowance demanded by them. And that too at a
situation where the firm is facing a loss!!. For the past two
weeks I had been gheraoed twice and branded a bloated greedy
capitalist software multinational with two horns, by the
programmers' union. I'll never forget the trauma.
"mal njanngaLkk~ pullin~ thullyam",
said one of their slogans,
"Koshy! vaSi vEnda!",
said one of their banners. Chchah! If
this is the way they treat free enterprise, then we can
expect very little in future.
It is well evident that the recent agitation by programmers is in retaliation to the pattikkattil-incident. We had fired one of our programmers T. J. Pattikkattil. And the programmers union demanded that he be taken back. I strongly stood by that hire and fire is mal-'s policy and that a job at mal should not be considered a sinecure. What is this?- a cucumber town? Who am I --the king of Spades? Eh! mal++, the object oriented extension to mal has not been completed and it seems that we can forget about it. An unfinished program is far worse than an unfinished symphony.
Here is a plot
of the market share and profit for the past
6 months.
My heart ached when we took down the board with its bronze
plated inscription
"the mal corporation",
from our office portico.
As I looked upon the furniture stacked at one corner
for loading into the truck, I fondly remembered the table on
which I had spilled coffee one night, while putting up an
all-nighter. As I returned they key for our office at the
street-Y, to the appartment owner, I remembered the song
"vAdakaveedozhinju".
Now the whole place evoked the
conscpicious emptiness of a house where a wedding has just
been over and all the guests gone.
Well, our ambitions were tall.
Our vision was that- a high end work station in every home,
with an hdtv monitor, with a connection to the internet.
janthA would
interact with the computer in spoken
malayALam.
They would play with each other simulation games like
kaLLanum pOleesum,
over the internet. They would watch the
pRadESika vARtthakaL,
on the same monitor. And semi-inteligent
mal robotic-agents would
be running around doing
all sorts of odd jobs like flushing your toilet, plucking the
coconuts, scratching your back, to name a few.
I have a plan.
From the money I get by selling the things I have, I plan to
set up a coconut business.
After making some money from that
business, I would open up a hardware store.
If I make a profit on that hardware store business,
I would go into
software consulting.
If I succeed there I would recover my
loss-and rebuild my little empire.
And restart
the mal corporation.
This time I would set it up in Kotthalagundi in
A.P.
(Atleast I expect to see some sensible people there.)
-Koshy George
(for the mal corporation)
mal is the trade mark of the mal corporation .
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